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Stephen King's Hands Are BROKE (PART I)

Stephen King's Hands Are BROKE(Part II)

E-Mails Between Sting and Gotye

Fixed!

This Song Is Over

Re: Hunting

Laffy Taffy Internal E-Mail

Cereal Hotline

One-Zombie Apocalypse

32 Bars About My Dick

I performed this horrible slice of slam poetry as part of the Suck Slam and I thought I’d be nice for you to read it, since you weren’t fucking there. Love You!

-LuBu

Daniel Day-Lewis Destroys You In The Audition

John and Carl: Friends Forever!

Four White Rappers (Four Yorkshiremen)

This here is a version of the Four Yorkshiremen sketch that I adapted for the Institution Theater‘s Sketch Cover Night, first performed in At Last! The 1948 Show and made famous by Monty Python. You can check out the original sketch here.

I performed this version at the Alamo Drafthouse on January 23rd, 2013, with the following cast:

Ben Masten as Graham Chapman’s guy

Kyle Traughber as Marty Feldman’s guy

Meredith Mae Roberts as Tim Brooke-Taylor’s guy

Bryan “LuBu” Roberts as John Cleese’s guy

Quinn Buckner as Waiter

And here we go!

-LuBu

Dead Hooker Olympics

Hello all! some years ago I was asked by my friend Leah Moss to write and perform the bluest and most tasteless sketch I could possibly think of for a show she was putting together downtown. I came up with the sketch, but was unable to perform it due to circumstances I can no longer remember. It was performed once (with Ceej Allen and Mike Joplin). Enough stalling. Here is the worst thing I have ever inflicted on humanity. Enjoy!

-LuBu

The Funk Store

Gruff Cop/Intelligent Killer

Dr. Stabman

This is a sketch written for the 24-hour sketch competition, performed at Coldtowne Theater on February 10th, 2013. One of the sketches we had to come up with was a sketch featuring the “Dumb Doctor” archetype, so me and my squad cooked it up right quick. The squad, who also deserves credit, are Kyle Traugher, Ben Masten, Meredith Mae Roberts, and Quinn Buckner. Displayed here so you know what a sketch written with a combination of panic and sleeplessness might look like.

-LuBu

A Vaudeville Sketch

Your Mom is a GPS

Last Night, The Astronauts Did It

Pretty Much Everything That Happens In the ROT Rally

Every year, some kind of ridiculous biker convention known as the ROT Rally comes to Austin, Tx and destroys all traffic for the weekend. I conceived this sketch while in a particular bad run of traffic. Hopefully the writing properly reflects my frustration with this blight on the town.

Until I am killed by a biker gang,

LuBu

Text-Based Game

Manipulative Female Lawyers: A Pilot Script

Yes, this is based entirely on "Damages," so don't even bother asking me about that.

-LuBu

Sharknado Deleted Scene

Destructive Machismo Expressed In Multiple Steps

Good Cop, Rock Cop

The Zipster

Milgram

Sexy Opthalmic Surgeon

Fantasy Time

C As In Crapspackle

Dairy

Blackout History Month

For the month of February 2014, I dedicated myself to writing one blackout sketch a day. For those who don't know, a blackout is a tiny sketch that generally consists of a single joke. Are they all good? As far as I'm concerned, yes. But realistically, they are all probably shit shows. How about you be the judge and get back to me later, KAY?

-LuBu

Stephen King's Hands Are BROKE (PART I)

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Stephen King's Hands Are BROKE(Part II)

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E-Mails Between Sting and Gotye

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Fixed!

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This Song Is Over

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Re: Hunting

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Laffy Taffy Internal E-Mail

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Cereal Hotline

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One-Zombie Apocalypse

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32 Bars About My Dick

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Daniel Day-Lewis Destroys You In The Audition

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John and Carl: Friends Forever!

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Four White Rappers (Four Yorkshiremen)

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Dead Hooker Olympics

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The Funk Store

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Gruff Cop/Intelligent Killer

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Dr. Stabman

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A Vaudeville Sketch

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Your Mom is a GPS

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Last Night, The Astronauts Did It

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Pretty Much Everything That Happens In the ROT Rally

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Text-Based Game

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Manipulative Female Lawyers: A Pilot Script

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Damages.jpg

Sharknado Deleted Scene

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Destructive Machismo Expressed In Multiple Steps

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Good Cop, Rock Cop

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The Zipster

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Milgram

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Sexy Opthalmic Surgeon

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Fantasy Time

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C As In Crapspackle

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Dairy

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Blackout History Month

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